Theoretical Beer
Homebrewers are always trying to make something new and something amazing. I am not a homebrewer and my imagination is not limited to reality. Today’s discussion: theoretical beer flavors.
- Cucumber mixed with new urbanism
- Bacon with a hint of John Cusack
- Apricot with a dash of Jens Lekman
- Lemon topped with a dollop of funemployment
- Hot dogs with bits of The Ninja Assassin
- Banana swirled with universal health care
- Artichoke and the Tiger Woods sex scandal.
- Hummus and Animal Collective.
- Kuma’s Clutch burger and a black eye
- Rotten apple and Jay Leno
- Goat cheese and shame ale
- Haitian Milkshake Surprise stout
What should be paired with tater tots, hot sauce, or soy milk?
